Guy's Rules Girls should follow-NOT
Someone sent me this list, I thought I'd share it with you. Let me know what you think.
The Guys' Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are not mind readers. *
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never goingto think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1.The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1.Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1.Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not considered by us to be opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present . . . . again!
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1.Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. ..
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that. 1.
If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf. 1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
posted by LUX @ 2/10/2006 05:34:00 PM
1 Comments:
I think Barbie Doll is suitable for these men coz she is smart, she is slim, she has long hair, she does nt get into arguments, for her every argument every promised every word said or usaid is null n void n she does nt remember anything as she does nt listen anything n yet keeps on smiling for him as if appreciating his pelvics or admiring his puffed chest n never blinks her eyes at the sight of that big below the belly....never asks him what he did the other night or in sum a perfect gorgeous gal n more so easily available....n same logic goes with this type of woman n she shud go for teddy bear i think..n yeah Columbus did nt ask for direction but had he set in his voyage to find America noooooo he had set his voyage for searching India...n when he reached there he thot it was India n i wished that it were India or he had seeked some direction during his voyage.
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